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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">[아저씨들이 하지 말아야 할 것] </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">1. 아직두 청춘인줄 알고 </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">젊은 애들과 축구하지마라. </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">-발목 뿌러진다. </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">2. 옷테 안난다구. </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">내복 벗지마라. </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">- 바로 감기 걸린다. </span>
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<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">3. 여직원에게. </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">농담하지 마라. </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">- 성희롱으로 고발당해 </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">바로 깜빵간다. </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">4. 자식들에게.. </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">옛날 군대얘기 하지마라. </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">- 씨알두 안먹힌다. </span>
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<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">5. 넘 앞에서... </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">돈자랑 히지마라. </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">- 바로 사기 당한다. </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">6. 이쁜여자가 다가오면... 가까이하지마라. </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">- 니 좋아 오는게 아니다. 꽃뱀한테 물린다. </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">7. 술집... </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">3차 가지마라. </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">3차에서 돈뿌리구 처자식은 힘든다. </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">8. 마누라 한테... </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">대들지 마라. </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">- 여자가 남자보다 오래산다. </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">9. 밥... </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">달라구 하지 마라. </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">- 나중에 사료 먹는다. </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">10. 멋... </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">부리지 마라. </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">아무리 멋을 부려두 지나가는 아가씨한테는 그저 아저씨일 뿐이다.</span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">[아저씨들이 하지 말아야 할 것] </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">1. 아직두 청춘인줄 알고 </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">젊은 애들과 축구하지마라. </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">-발목 뿌러진다. </span>
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<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">2. 옷테 안난다구. </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">내복 벗지마라. </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">- 바로 감기 걸린다. </span>
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<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">3. 여직원에게. </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">농담하지 마라. </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">- 성희롱으로 고발당해 </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">바로 깜빵간다. </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">4. 자식들에게.. </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">옛날 군대얘기 하지마라. </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">- 씨알두 안먹힌다. </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">5. 넘 앞에서... </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">돈자랑 히지마라. </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">- 바로 사기 당한다. </span>
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<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">6. 이쁜여자가 다가오면... 가까이하지마라. </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">- 니 좋아 오는게 아니다. 꽃뱀한테 물린다. </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">7. 술집... </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">3차 가지마라. </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">3차에서 돈뿌리구 처자식은 힘든다. </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">8. 마누라 한테... </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">대들지 마라. </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">- 여자가 남자보다 오래산다. </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">9. 밥... </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">달라구 하지 마라. </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">- 나중에 사료 먹는다. </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">10. 멋... </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">부리지 마라. </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 굴림; font-size: 15px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px;">아무리 멋을 부려두 지나가는 아가씨한테는 그저 아저씨일 뿐이다.</span>
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