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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;"> 이상하다. </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">어젯밤에 방에서 맥주를 마시다가 </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">맥주병에 오줌을 쌌는데, </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">아침에 일어나 보니 모두 빈병들 뿐이다. </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">도대체 오줌이 어디로 갔지?</span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;"> 친구들과 술 마시고 밤늦게 집에 들어와 </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">이불 속에 들어가는데 마누라가 "당신이에여?"라고 묻더라. </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">몰라서 묻는 걸까? 아님 딴 놈이 있는 걸까? </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;"> 이제 곧 이사해야 하는데 집주인이란 작자가 와서는 </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">3년 전 우리가 이사오던 때같이 원상대로 회복시켜 놓고 가라니 </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">그 많은 바퀴벌레들을 도대체 어디 가서 구하지?</span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;"> "나 원 참!"이 맞는 것일까? </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">"원 참 나!"가 맞는 말일까?.. </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">어휴 대학까지 다녀놓고</span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">이 정도도 모르고 있으니... </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">"참 나 원!!" </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;"> 어떤 씨름 선수는 힘이 쎄지라고 </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">쇠고기만 먹는다는데</span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">왜 나는 그렇게 </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">물고기 많이 먹는데 수영을 못할까? </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">그랬더니 마누라가 그게 무슨 짓이냐며 나무랐다. </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">그럼 포크나 나이프로 긁으라는 걸까? </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;"> 물고기의 아이큐는 0.7이라는데 그런 물고기를 </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">놓치는 낚시꾼들은 아이큐가 얼마일까?</span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;"> 우리 마누라는 온갖 정성을 들여 </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">눈 화장을 하더니 갑자기 썬그라스를 쓰는 이유는 무엇일까?</span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;"> 왜 하필 물가가 제일 비싼 시기에 </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">우리 같은 서민들을 </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">비참하게 만드는 걸까? </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;"> 공중변소에는 온통 신사용과 숙녀용으로만 </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">구분해 놓았으니</span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">도대체 나 같은 건달이나 </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">아이들은 어디서 일을 봐야 하는가?</span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;"> 짐승만도 못한 놈과 짐승 보다 더한 놈! </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">도대체 어느 놈이 더 나쁠까? </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;"> 참으로 조물주는 신통방통하다. </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">어떻게 인간들이 안경을 만들어 걸 줄 알고 </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">귀를 거기다가 달아놓았지? </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">조심하라는 선한 마음일까? </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">물려도 책임 못 진다는 고약한 마음일까? </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;"> 법조인들끼리 소송이 걸렸다면 아무래도 </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">."소변금지"라고 써놓고 그 옆에 </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">커다란 가위가 그려져 있다. </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">그럼 여기는 여자들만 볼일 보는 곳일까? </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">아니면 일을 보면 거기가 잘린다는 뜻일까? </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;"> 언제나 동네 사람들이 나보고 통반장 </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">다 해먹으라고 하더니</span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">저렇게 안된다고 난리일까? </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;"> 고래나 상어들도 참치를 먹는다는데 </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">도대체 그 녀석들은 어떻게 통조림을 따는 것일까? </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;"> 사귄 지 얼마 안된 그녀와 기차여행을 하는데 </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">"터널이 이렇게 길 줄 알았다면 눈 딱 감고 키스해 보는 건데"</span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">내 어깨에 기대면서</span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">도대체 어떤 놈일까? </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">짜장면을 먹으라는 애원일까? </span>
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<span style="color: rgb(107, 153, 0); font-family: Gulim,굴림,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">다른 것도 괜찮다는 말일까? </span>
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열라면 1,461 1 0 2016.02.12
열라면 1,333 0 0 2016.02.03
열라면 1,215 0 0 2016.02.02
열라면 1,211 0 0 2016.01.27
열라면 1,804 0 0 2016.01.18
열라면 1,012 0 0 2016.01.15
열라면 1,179 0 0 2016.01.14
열라면 1,377 0 0 2016.01.11
열라면 1,145 0 0 2016.01.05
열라면 1,105 0 0 2015.12.29
열라면 1,577 0 0 2015.12.24
열라면 1,529 1 0 2015.12.21
열라면 6,061 0 0 2015.12.14
열라면 1,199 0 0 2015.12.14
열라면 1,220 1 0 2015.12.08
열라면 1,342 0 0 2015.11.26
열라면 1,304 0 0 2015.11.19
열라면 1,547 0 0 2015.11.17
열라면 1,222 0 0 2015.11.09
열라면 1,259 0 0 2015.11.09
열라면 1,201 0 0 2015.11.09
열라면 1,450 0 0 2015.11.04
열라면 1,286 0 0 2015.11.04
열라면 1,512 0 0 2015.10.28
열라면 1,156 0 0 2015.10.28
열라면 2,469 0 0 2015.10.28
열라면 1,144 0 0 2015.10.28
열라면 1,162 0 0 2015.10.28
열라면 1,325 0 0 2015.10.26
열라면 1,454 0 0 2015.10.26
열라면 919 0 0 2015.10.26
열라면 1,149 0 0 2015.10.26
열라면 1,544 0 0 2015.10.21
열라면 878 0 0 2015.10.20
열라면 1,056 0 0 2015.10.05
열라면 1,275 0 0 2015.10.02
열라면 1,154 0 0 2015.10.02
열라면 2,411 0 0 2015.10.02
열라면 1,015 0 0 2015.09.23
열라면 963 0 0 2015.09.23
열라면 1,243 0 0 2015.09.17